The Truth

Sam will always tell the truth. Sometimes this will infuriate Pete.

Example:
Dad: I hope nothing happens to my food while I'm washing my hands.

[washes hands. returns. food is gone.]
Pete: Hi Dad

Dad: All right, what happened to my food?
Pete: Well, the funny thing is, it got up and walked into the trash

Dad: Sam, did you see what happened to my food?

Sam: Me and Pete hid it on the counter

Pete: Sam!!!

This was a real one that took place last night:

Dad: Sam, quick! Eat one of Pete's berries before he comes out
[Sam eats a berry]

Dad: Pete, I have some bad news. One of your berries hopped out of the bowl and ran away

Sam: And I'm chewing it in my mouth