Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Trampoline

I've separated our medical records into two folders - the folder after April 2007 will be labeled "A.T." (After Trampoline).


If my eyes look tired lately, it is a combination of allergies and lying awake at night thinking about these quotes from The Simpsons episode "Bart's Inner Child":

"Kids, kids: once you get hurt, move aside and let other people jump"
"Stop jumping on me! I'm hurt."
"Yeah, I'm ok. Just pop my shoulder back in"
"I told you this was a bad idea"
"Checkmate, Mr. Trampoline"
"All right, all right...you win for now. But someday you'll rust!"
"Hey, no more trampoline. Let's jump on the car instead!"
"Each leap brings us closer to God.""

4 comments:

Cathy said...

You might be able to dodge some of those if there's only one on the trampoline at a time. Boring for the kids but it might save you some gray hairs.....

shoshanamom said...

WOW! Looks like fun.

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Melly Mel said...

They don't look scared, do they!?
In spite of the fact that the first name I saw on "that" website was Karen Cockburn, that website seems legitimate and I am pasting a quote here: World Champion RECOMMENDATION

Two-time world champion and Olympic trampolinist, Karen Cockburn, supports Springfree™ Trampoline as the safest backyard tramp.