Alternate Steering Wheel Designs

Pete, Sam, and Dad probably should not have shared with Mom the discussion they had the night before. It began with Sam asking whether steering wheels had to be circular. Dad said no, they can be in any shape. This led to a variety of questions and ideas, including whether the steering wheel could be a square, a decapitated human head (ears at 10:00 and 2:00), or a movie theater. Pete also came up with the idea of steering based on turning your head, but there were a number of grave concerns with this concept as well. Sam also asked today what would happen if the numbers 2 and 3 were reversed, and if there were no letter “S”. Hopefully the snow plow will come down the street one of these days so everyone can get out of the house and clear their mind.