Funeral Crunch

Sam had a fun time on Sunday at Nick's 10th birthday party.  It was at the Sportsplex.  They played Dodgeball and basketball.  Sam gave Nick a Wizards lunch tin and a Nerf basketball set that Dad ordered on ebay.  Of course, most of the other gifts were gift cards and it didn't matter since Sam's parties are the only ones where the gifts are opened anyhow.

During breakfast on Tuesday morning, Dad and Pete were looking at the candy left over from Sam's goody bag.  There was Laffy Taffy, Fun Dip, maybe some Starburst.  This led to a conversation:

"Did you ever notice how candy always has fun names like Laffy Taffy and Fun Dip?"
"Yeah, we should invent some candy that has depressing names"
"I think a good name would be "Sad Times" "
"Yeah, or "Funeral Crunch" "