Pete: "Dad, where are all of my red shirts?"
Dad: "If you love red so much, why don't you marry it?"
Pete: "Nah, too much paperwork"
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Pete: "Can I take this CVS allergy medicine?"
Dad: "Ok, but I don't know what will happen. It says 'may cause drowsiness', followed by 'may cause excitability'."
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