Sam came in from playing golf outside and was telling Dad about it.
Sam: I got a triple-Eagle playing golf outside
Dad: That's great! Are you damaging anyone's yard?
Sam: No, I just took a few blades of grass in some cases, but no holes
Dad: What balls are you using?
Sam: Mason's little yellow rubber balls.
Dad: Can they damage anything?
Sam: Only if there was a baby sitting at the top of the lamppost. If you hit the baby and it landed on its head, it would get damaged.
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