If You Give a Communist a Cupcake
by Sam Berman
If you give a Communist a cupcake, he'll eat it. If he eats it, he'll ask for another one. He'll plant a camera in it. Then he'll give it back and say he doesn't want it. He will make sure you are in the military before he gives it back. If you are in the military, he will spy on you. And then he will tell the Russians about our attacks and they'll drop a nuke on us. We'll lose the war and die. And that's why you don't give a Communist a cupcake.
Quiet an interesting and cautionary tale. I wonder what lesson preceded this writing assignment.
On a side note, I'll bet you'll agree that he'll use contractions anywhere they'll fit.
1 comment:
This sounds eerily like one of those DirectTV commercials..."Don't reenact scenes from Platoon with Charlie Sheen"
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