uttocks

The family got a $25 IHOP gift certificate in the mail from Grandma, so of course that night it was IHOP night. Dad suggested a game. Sam picked a poison letter ("B"), and then everyone had to avoid saying any words starting with that letter.

Sam sat perfectly quiet, while Mom, Dad, and Pete struggled their way through some conversation, each accumulating a few points along the way for saying words starting with "B". Official scores were being tallied on the placemat. Everyone was waiting for Sam to say something.

Finally, after a few minutes, Sam opened his mouth and said:

"uttocks"