Pete and Sam went to Chuck E. Cheese's last night for Spirit Night for Mom's school. This was a dangerous endeavor, since a kids pizza/game parlor is ground zero for the great Swine Flu epidemic of 2009. Statistically, a safer place to be was probably the Watts neighborhood of Los Angeles in August of 1965.
Top 10 Most Swine Flu Infested Surfaces at Chuck E. Cheese's
10. Steering wheel - "Mario Kart"
9. Button on ticket muncher
8. Glass window display case at the prize redemption area
7. "No Deal" button on "Deal Or No Deal"
6. Door handle on exit door
5. Button on "Bubble Up"
4. Thumb triggers - "Top Glo 2"
3. Touch screen of "Flamin Finger"
2. Moist palm of guy walking around in a rat suit
1. Hand sanitizer dispenser
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