Quarter Bang

Sam and Dad invented an odd game at dinner. For reasons that are hard to remember, Sam aggressively placed a quarter on the table. Dad told him not to do any more quarter bangs. So the game is that basically you ask a question and then slam a quarter on the kitchen table and then make a bad "quarter bang" pun. Example: “What is less than half a passer on a football team?” “Quarter bang!” (and you slam the quarter). Then someone else grabs the quarter and does one. At one point Mom grabbed the quarter and everyone got excited to see what she came up with, but she was just holding the quarter in  the hopes that there would be no more of that game.