Sam is Way Cool (Sort Of)

Pete has realized that he can try to use Sam to perform his evil deeds. Yesterday at the playground, some girls were piling up rubber pieces on one of the slides. Pete was trying to convince Sam to sabotage the operation by throwing the pieces off of the slide. At one point, Sam went down the slide, knocking all of the pieces to the ground. We were discussing this bold maneuver in the car on the ride home:

Dad: Sam is the coolest. The way he slid down and took everything off of that slide. Sam, you are totally cool.
Sam: Help, my have ladybugs in my eyes.
Dad: Ok, scratch the part about the cool thing.